Why are you sending me text to format into the letterhead when it's just as easy for you to type in the letterhead instead of sending me a regular word file with what you want??

Love, Dubird

Ok, I know that you know how to print. I've seen you do it. So why are you sending me a PDF file to print out for you??
Love, Dubird

Everything you need to know about that form is ON the form. Take 10 fucking seconds and actually look at your toolbar on the top.
Love, Dubird

I put the file in your folder. It's the only Power Point file in the folder. How is this a problem that you can't find it??
Love, Dubird

Yes, the size and style of certain things are the same as last year, and the year before, and the year before. It's what you SPECIFICALLY asked me to do for all those years. If you want it different this year, that's fine, you just need to actually TELL me.

Love, Dubird